If only you could perceive time as I do. Please, let me show you.
Hm, it seems I have been gone longer than anticipated.
I do hope I hadn’t caused any grievances.
Grievances…yeah. Your boyfriend goes missing and it’s not supposed to rip a hole in your heart. Of course.
I am very sorry, Laurie… I’ll do most anything to make it up to you.

It’s gonna take more than that this time, Jon.
My dash is making me feel like this right now:

William: Swee’heart, I swear, if I didn’ kno’ any betta’, ‘d say ya’ were tryin’ t’get me t’ propose or som’thin’.
Sally: Oh sweetheart, where were you before I got married?
For the love of all that is good in this world, stop hitting on my mom.
She’s ya’ mom? Dam’, woul’a guess’d sist’a or som’thin’.
Don’t be a smart ass.
Of course she’s my mother.
Keep your dirty paws off her.
Faceclaim, momma?
Hm, it seems I have been gone longer than anticipated.
I do hope I hadn’t caused any grievances.

Grievances…yeah. Your boyfriend goes missing and it’s not supposed to rip a hole in your heart. Of course.






She’s ya’ mom? Dam’, woul’a guess’d sist’a or som’thin’.